{"id":261,"date":"2005-03-02T15:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-02T20:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=261"},"modified":"2005-03-02T15:56:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-02T20:56:00","slug":"george-michael-will-you-be-my-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=261","title":{"rendered":"George Michael, Will You Be My Friend?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am listening (with headphones) to &#8220;Patience&#8221; by George Michael, and I want to be his friend. I have earned ENOUGH faghag points that I should be able to redeem them by now on a really big prize, and I choose you, George Michael. <\/p>\n<p>I mean, think about how fun that would be. I&#8217;m just imagining getting all tipsy on mojitos with him, and after he&#8217;s had enough to drink, convincing him to put on those really short shorts he always wore in the Wham videos. And the laughing &#8211; OH the laughing we would have at those silly old days. And then, I would confess how foolish I was as young girl, believing he could someday love me like <i>that<\/i>, before my gaydar became more finely-tuned, and how I look back now and wonder, WHY, HOW I never saw it, because it is so crystal clear, but nevermind, even after I knew you were gay, George Michael, you had to go and do that Fast Love video and then you made it into the sacred circle, of gay men I&#8217;d actually sleep with just out lust and affection. <\/p>\n<p>Have a seat right over there, next to Ricky Martin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am listening (with headphones) to &#8220;Patience&#8221; by George Michael, and I want to be his friend. I have earned ENOUGH faghag points that I should be able to redeem them by now on a really big prize, and I choose you, George Michael. I mean, think about how fun that would be. I&#8217;m just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}