{"id":28,"date":"2004-08-24T10:56:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-24T15:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2004-08-24T10:56:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-24T15:56:00","slug":"if-loving-the-beastie-boys-is-wrong-i-dont-wanna-be-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"If Loving the Beastie Boys Is Wrong, I Don’t Wanna Be Right……"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have to admit it. Face it, Trace it, Erase it. I have a thing for the Beastie Boys, and it’s not an ordinary thing. Not like “oooooh, Marky Mark\/Denzel\/Usher, he SO hot.” it’s more like a queasy, Oh my god, I could give up my entire life to clean your apartment, and I can’t even pick between the three of you so I’ll clean all your apartments. (Mike D, I am afraid you’d make me live in a box under your bed, but I’ll still take that chance.)
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They are the Uber-Geeks who Hit the Big Time (not on the scale of Bill Gates, but please. GeekLove has its limits.) I’ve always had a thing for geeks. Bobby Melvin in 8th grade. Big round owlish eyeglasses, and short. Bowl haircut. He was smokin’. My ardor was, sadly, unrequited. He was probably too busy building a space shuttle replica and knew that being involved with a girl would drag his grades down. He was the sort of geek who got shoved into his locker a lot. His abuses only made me love him more. After 8th grade, he & his family moved to North Carolina.<\/p>\n

Bobby M, you coulda been a Beastie Boy. Here’s to all the Beastie Geeks who don’t need model looks & societal mores to make it big & flip girls’ stomachs everywhere.<\/p>\n

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