{"id":287,"date":"2005-03-18T10:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-18T15:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=287"},"modified":"2005-03-18T10:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-18T15:44:00","slug":"lil-big-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=287","title":{"rendered":"Lil’ Big House"},"content":{"rendered":"

I saw on my Yahoo news that Lil’ Kim was convicted of lying about some lil’ ol’ thing like a shootout to something as inconsequential as a lil’ ol’ grand jury….. and that she could actually be sent to PRISON! I tell ya, I’m pretty sure that girl could get scrappy in a prison yard scuffle, and she might prove to be very inventive when it comes to fashioning her own stylish line of shanks, but I have YET to see a prison uniform that allows you to WEAR PASTIES. I’m thinking prison could give her the opportunity to wear the most amount of clothing she’s, like, ever worn in her LIFE. <\/p>\n

And then, when she gets released, and she wears bright orange pasties & a g-string that one of the other inmates crocheted for her? Alllll of the knitting & yarn companies will scramble to make their own versions available to the public. Maybe she will even go on Martha’s new show and they can have a “prison segment” with knitting, gardening, and smuggling how-to tips. Lil’ Kim reportin’ from the Pokey, with Pasties in Prison and Shower Takedown Strategies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I saw on my Yahoo news that Lil’ Kim was convicted of lying about some lil’ ol’ thing like a shootout to something as inconsequential as a lil’ ol’ grand jury….. and that she could actually be sent to PRISON! I tell ya, I’m pretty sure that girl could get scrappy in a prison yard […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}