{"id":290,"date":"2005-03-21T10:16:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-21T15:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=290"},"modified":"2005-03-21T10:16:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-21T15:16:00","slug":"jenny-is-an-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=290","title":{"rendered":"Jenny is an Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I tell ya, I totally dodged a bullet in third grade, when Mrs. Parker noticed she had TWO Jennifers in her class now, and so we&#8217;ll call one Jenny, and she assigned the other Jennifer with her new name. I even remember thinking &#8220;I hope she doesn&#8217;t make me the Jenny,&#8221; because I was SO GRATEFUL that I got to stay Jennifer. I even remember looking up the definition of my name &#038; being horrified that the shortened version was a name for a female donkey &#8211; who wants a nickname that means ass!?!?!<\/p>\n<p>Even now-a-day, being called Jenny by people makes my skin crawl. It&#8217;s just not ME. It feels diminutive, and it feels like a liberty that can only be granted by me. (Now, don&#8217;t think I spend days in a rage over this. This is just one of those peeves.)  What&#8217;s really difficult is when people I know do it, because I have yet to develop a tactful way to tell them, KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF. I try to lightheartedly say that Jenny drives me crazy, and they can always call me Jen if they want to shorten my name, but sometimes it&#8217;s one of those things in passing on the phone, like my friend&#8217;s wife this morning said, &#8220;Oh hey Jenny how are you&#8221; right before handing the phone off &#8211; there was no way to say &#8220;NOOOOOoooooo&#8221; but I still felt the internal shudder. Often when I&#8217;ve corrected people, they end up feeling bad or apologizing &#8211; for all the people who ASK if they can call me something different, I love you, and thank you.<\/p>\n<p>The worst offender was my art professor in college &#8211; he was my advisor &#038; I tried repeatedly to emphasize calling me Jen or Jennifer &#8211; to no avail. FOUR years, of cringing in every conversation &#038; class with the man. He ended up getting a sex change operation a few years after I graduated, and instead of being &#8220;Bob&#8221;, he&#8217;s now &#8220;Bobbi&#8221;&#8230;&#8230; guess he trumps me for ch-ch-ch-changes&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tell ya, I totally dodged a bullet in third grade, when Mrs. Parker noticed she had TWO Jennifers in her class now, and so we&#8217;ll call one Jenny, and she assigned the other Jennifer with her new name. I even remember thinking &#8220;I hope she doesn&#8217;t make me the Jenny,&#8221; because I was SO [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/290\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}