First off, we’ve apparently become the sister city to London. I went out to get pizza and beer tonight & it was damp, chilly & misting. I’ve forgotten what the burning orb in the sky even looks like. If it ever returns, I’ll be blinded for days, blinking like the Mole People. ENOUGH already, I needs some sunshine!<\/p>\n
Second, if you haven’t heard Snow Patrol’s cover of Beyonce’s “Crazy In Love”, you are missing out. It’s one of those songs that makes me want to get up on a (sturdy) table and dance all hoochy-mamma-ish, slowly enough that I don’t slosh my drink everywhere. Therefore, if you are looking for a good laugh you should get me a drink, a sturdy table, and coerce the bartender to play this song. <\/p>\n
Third, I am PISSED at Roadrunner because they keep jacking up my email \/ master user account and now it’s my name with a NUMBER, hello, I am not J LO on the 8, I am the ONE AND ONLY. Spent 20 minutes tonight on the phone with tech support so I could finally download my email – one email containing the aforementioned MP3 so I can sit here and imagine dancing on a table while I play the song over & over.<\/p>\n
Fourth, I am almost done with the flowers for Folly. Let’s do a quick tally and pats on the back, shall we? 8 large flowers per color (4 colors) = 32 large flowers. 6 small flowers per color (4 colors) – 24 small flowers. (look, I’m doing all this math in MY HEAD, I am so RainMan.) 32 + 24 = 56. FIFTY SIX. This is the reason I will be the first person on EARTH, besides the designer, to finish THIS SWEATER. I have to stitch the last 6 flowers and then finish the sleeves. THEN, then, oh lord, could it be? DONE? I will need a drink.<\/p>\n
Fifth, I discovered my local Gomer’s carries Herradura tequila. If all goes well, I will be buying myself a bottle next week & doing several shots. All tables in the vicinity had better watch out…….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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