{"id":30,"date":"2004-08-27T06:42:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-27T11:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=30"},"modified":"2004-08-27T06:42:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-27T11:42:00","slug":"freak-a-leek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"Freak-A-Leek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, those mother-F&#8217;ers at my Honda dealership are in big trouble. Alarmist fascist pigs trying to take advantage of the fact I am a woman, and that I could have possibly, irreparably caused DAMAGE to my freakin&#8217; ENGINE by using ETHANOL based fuel in it. Oh, mah god. Because I radio edit not only for workplace particulars, but also extreme language, here is what I think of them, and it is NC-17 and not very nice to read.<br \/>\n<br \/><blogitemurl><br \/>\n<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/plaza_jen\/HondaServiceSucks.html\">Pissed<\/a><br \/>\n<br \/><\/blogitemurl><\/p>\n<p>And I had to leave my car overnight, so I&#8217;m still relying on the kindness of OTHERS and my schedule is dependent on them &#8211; who knows how I&#8217;m getting back home &amp; to my car tonight! sheesh. And I&#8217;m going to have to wrangle with them ALL over again today on the phone, but hopefully now that I&#8217;m white-hot poker pissed, I will not feel the terror I felt yesterday that I had done very expensive, non-warranty-covered damage. OH. I must not revisit this for a while or I will keel over from my blood pressure spiking.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, Friday. Bless you, Friday, the second runner-up in the Pageant of Days. If Saturday should lose her crown due to salacious photos surfacing from her youth, and then Sunday decides to improperly get drunk at a publicity appearance, you, dear Friday, will be the one to take over the role of Happiest of Days.<br \/>\n<br \/>We promise, no swimsuit competitions.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/plaza_jen\/HondaServiceSucks.html\"><\/a><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, those mother-F&#8217;ers at my Honda dealership are in big trouble. Alarmist fascist pigs trying to take advantage of the fact I am a woman, and that I could have possibly, irreparably caused DAMAGE to my freakin&#8217; ENGINE by using ETHANOL based fuel in it. Oh, mah god. Because I radio edit not only for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}