{"id":306,"date":"2005-04-02T09:18:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-02T14:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=306"},"modified":"2005-04-02T09:18:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-02T14:18:00","slug":"its-a-small-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=306","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s A Small World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AFTER all &#8211; and didn&#8217;t you want THAT particular earworm to haunt you, all weekend long? Don&#8217;t worry. Just whistle that song from the Scorpions and you&#8217;ll be ok.<\/p>\n<p>I went in to my new employer yesterday, and apparently they wouldn&#8217;t let anyone have a beer before I got there. So my arrival was extremely welcomed, through bribery &#038; alcohol. No problem there! And everyone was SO CHEERFUL. People came streaming up and saying how excited they were and welcoming me, I almost caught myself looking over my shoulder. Surely you are confusing me with someone far more interesting just behind me? And are these people really happy? Really? Fo&#8217; Real? It hit me after I left, what I&#8217;ve stumbled away from and while it wasn&#8217;t healthy or productive or positive, it felt SAFE. Sort of like learning to sleep on a bed of nails, I guess, you feel strange if you&#8217;re not being steadily prodded by sharp points, once you&#8217;re used to it. Anyway. When I first got there, and rounded the corner &#8211; there was my friend Sean. SEAN! Hey! (Not to be confused with BatKiller Shawn. He&#8217;s out of state &amp; out of touch.) Sean used to work with me, and right at the time I was going through my shake up\/fall from grace, Sean started a group that met at lunch and worked on drawing your life\/basically exploring your own goals and realizing your dreams, whether they are personal or professional. You can see his self-published book <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/cp\/browse\/N-1511_p-8_pv-so~shop.16425179_Ne-25_bt-2\">here<\/a>. If you live in KC, I can save you shipping. :) Because Sean works with me, again! It was just great to see a familiar face, and took some of my own nervousness away, meeting all sorts of new people &#038; knowing I&#8217;d never remember their names. I also have a wicked head cold, which made evvvvvverything a little muffled, like wrapping a drum in a towel. Because of course, as I have a few days off &amp; I start to relax, that means the bugs &#038; nasties aren&#8217;t held at bay anymore &amp; they have seized the opportunity to pounce.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m grateful and excited and a smidge nervous. (&#8220;Coffee makes me a might nervous when I drink it, mmmhmmmmm.&#8221;) I used to move, and change jobs, what felt like all the time. I got out of the habit, and now I have to go through the learning process again, re-mold, adapt, remember that some of it is new again &amp; my new job will have loads more &#8220;goin&#8217; on&#8221;. Hell, I never completely mastered the phones at my last job! (They were straight out of 1984. Orwell himself wouldn&#8217;t have bothered, either.) So here&#8217;s to a new chapter in the Book O&#8217; Jen. I have no idea how many pages there will be, or how dramatically it will read, but I&#8217;m looking forward to living it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AFTER all &#8211; and didn&#8217;t you want THAT particular earworm to haunt you, all weekend long? Don&#8217;t worry. Just whistle that song from the Scorpions and you&#8217;ll be ok. I went in to my new employer yesterday, and apparently they wouldn&#8217;t let anyone have a beer before I got there. 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