{"id":310,"date":"2005-04-05T19:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-06T00:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=310"},"modified":"2005-04-05T19:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-06T00:36:00","slug":"schmaltz-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=310","title":{"rendered":"Schmaltz Alert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>True Confession. I am a child of the 80&#8217;s, and therefore, I DO love soft rock the way YOU love soft rock, just like the commercial said. Not enough to ever listen to for an hour, but when a good fist-clenchin&#8217; ballad comes along (not Michael Bolton), like &#8220;Here and Now&#8221;, by Luther Vandross? I get all soft-serve inside.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m totally diggin&#8217; the digital cable channel &#8220;VH1 Classic&#8221;, despite my resistance to being labeled &#8220;Classic&#8221;. I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll <em><strong>really<\/strong><\/em> enjoy labels when Duran Duran is played under the header &#8220;Music of Our Lives&#8221; &#8230;.. sheesh&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>OK, and what&#8217;s up with Eric Roberts in both the Killer&#8217;s video &#038; the new Mariah Carey video? I thought I was going crazy when I spied him in the second one&#8230;. Eric Roberts is IN my TV and stalking me. Alert the dogs! BURF!<\/p>\n<p>New Job Update: Going well, the people are awesome, but of course it&#8217;s a bit  overwhelming at first. There&#8217;s loads of stuff to do, and there&#8217;s a huge need to get some structure &#038; systems going. I just need to remind myself I can&#8217;t do it all in one day. :) One day down, 364 to go, right? :) And I&#8217;m trying to actually be on time for this job so that means I should skedaddle &#038; get dressed&#8230;&#8230;.I need a chauffeur, so I can do stuff on my drive! I knew there was something I forgot to negotiate&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>True Confession. I am a child of the 80&#8217;s, and therefore, I DO love soft rock the way YOU love soft rock, just like the commercial said. Not enough to ever listen to for an hour, but when a good fist-clenchin&#8217; ballad comes along (not Michael Bolton), like &#8220;Here and Now&#8221;, by Luther Vandross? I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}