{"id":317,"date":"2005-04-12T07:08:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T12:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=317"},"modified":"2005-04-12T07:08:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-12T12:08:00","slug":"things-we-dont-need-to-be-settin-up-in-the-living-room","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=317","title":{"rendered":"Things We Don&#8217;t Need To Be Settin&#8217; Up In The Living Room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/26\/1462\/640\/turkeyblind.jpg'><img border='0' style='border:1px solid #000000; margin:2px' src='http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/26\/1462\/320\/turkeyblind.jpg'><\/a><br \/>Are you trying to hide from me?&nbsp;<a href='http:\/\/www.hello.com\/' target='ext'><img src='http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/pbh.gif' alt='Posted by Hello' border='0' style='border:0px;padding:0px;background:transparent;' align='absmiddle'><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This would be the &#8220;Lightning Set Hunting Blind&#8221; from Cabela&#8217;s, which proudly proclaims to be a hunting blind you can set up in 10 seconds, because of its &#8220;innovative Lightening Hub&#8221;. Apparently they have not done indoor time trials for their marketing statements. James decided last night to open his up IN THE LIVING ROOM, and because &#8211; oh gosh, we have FURNITURE and things you don&#8217;t want to knock over, it took a bit longer, and he kept getting inside it &amp; putting his arms through the windows, so he looked like a Hunting Blind Mascot. Coming to a ballpark near you.<\/p>\n<p><em>I know, I know. I&#8217;ll love to eat the wild turkey he gets because of this purchase. But still. Just so you understand the SIZE of this thing? Interior height: 63&#8243;, Size: 84&#8243; x 98&#8243;. Too big. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are you trying to hide from me?&nbsp; This would be the &#8220;Lightning Set Hunting Blind&#8221; from Cabela&#8217;s, which proudly proclaims to be a hunting blind you can set up in 10 seconds, because of its &#8220;innovative Lightening Hub&#8221;. Apparently they have not done indoor time trials for their marketing statements. James decided last night to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}