{"id":341,"date":"2005-04-27T12:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T17:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=341"},"modified":"2005-04-27T12:03:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-27T17:03:00","slug":"belly-laugh-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=341","title":{"rendered":"Belly Laugh of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We have a calendar in the bathroom that features Black Labradors. I also use this calendar to mark down things like &#8220;James hunting&#8221;, &#8220;Shrimpdig&#8221;, and &#8220;De-worm the dogs!&#8221; I used all the heartworm medicine stickers to keep me on track for giving the dogs their meds, and at the end of this month, I have a note that I need to go to the vet for more Advantix &#038; de-wormers. (They&#8217;re on a regular de-worming schedule because they&#8217;re a) hunting dogs and b) cat poop connoisseurs.) So I lift up April&#8217;s page to see when the next treatment is due so I can gauge how much time I have to get to the vet, and I see a new entry in mid-May:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jeremy P&#8217;s birthday, send a gift&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One of our shrimpdig attendees, gettin&#8217; a little delayed humor in. I forgot how damned funny that guy is, his humor&#8217;s pretty dry, he&#8217;s a relatively quiet guy, but James always likes to point out he showed up at a Halloween party dressed as Angus Young, and that was the night he probably stole JWo&#8217;s heart. Thankfully, Jeremy&#8217;s married so I&#8217;m not too worried. I made a mental note this morning, when I was done laughing, to spend more time with them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have a calendar in the bathroom that features Black Labradors. I also use this calendar to mark down things like &#8220;James hunting&#8221;, &#8220;Shrimpdig&#8221;, and &#8220;De-worm the dogs!&#8221; I used all the heartworm medicine stickers to keep me on track for giving the dogs their meds, and at the end of this month, I have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=341"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}