{"id":359,"date":"2005-05-06T08:54:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-06T13:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=359"},"modified":"2005-05-06T08:54:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-06T13:54:00","slug":"cinco-de-me-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=359","title":{"rendered":"Cinco de Me-O"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, howdy, I do like the tequila. Not in vast, falling-down quantities, of course, but I still marvel at how many different kinds there are still out there, waiting for me to try them.  The new bosses decided to buy everyone beverages at the bar\/restaurant next door, starting at 4 pm yesterday, and I had a shot of something called &#8220;Patron&#8221; &#8211; it&#8217;s a sign of good tequila when you DON&#8217;T need salt or a lime to keep your face from screwing up into a pre-toddler wail.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I went off to knit night in a considerably giddier state of mind than I normally do, and all my co-workers were stunned I was leaving the partying to GO KNIT. I said, &#8220;I can&#8217;t stay any longer, my gauge will be OFF!&#8221; which of course meant nothing to them, and at first they thought I was using &#8220;knitting&#8221; as a euphamism for something else. To borrow from JWo, they will need more time to reconcile the contradictions that are the Jennifer &#8211; a girl who can toss back the top shelf tequila, AND knit like your gramma.<\/p>\n<p>Funny crib notes from knit night? One individual was bestowed the title of &#8220;Master Baker&#8221;, which said quickly sounds extremely funny, and good old Mike Hunt came up in conversation, which meant we were giggling and snorting like ten-year-olds. But the funniest? The development of a practical joke on someone we know who WORSHIPS Alice Starmore &#038; her patterns, to plant someone near her at the yarn shop with a photocopy of one of the patterns &#038; something that looked like it was just being cast on for such a sweater &#8211; out of Red Heart. Preferably in a variegated dyelot, for an Extra Ugly factor.<\/p>\n<p>(Alice Starmore aran sweaters are unbelievable and incredibly complex &#8211; the charts alone make me flinch &#038; my left eye starts twitching. So to knit them in Red Heart? :clutching at one&#8217;s heart: It would drive someone to drink &#8211; probably an entire bottle of tequila, including the worm.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, howdy, I do like the tequila. Not in vast, falling-down quantities, of course, but I still marvel at how many different kinds there are still out there, waiting for me to try them. The new bosses decided to buy everyone beverages at the bar\/restaurant next door, starting at 4 pm yesterday, and I had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}