{"id":361,"date":"2005-05-09T16:41:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-09T21:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=361"},"modified":"2005-05-09T16:41:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-09T21:41:00","slug":"monday-ughs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=361","title":{"rendered":"Monday Ughs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got the Ughs. I&#8217;m wiped out from this weekend, I have a concert to attend tomorrow night, which will be awesome fun, but because I&#8217;m now an Old Lady, I have to take Wednesday morning OFF from work, because I can&#8217;t go to a concert that starts at 9 p.m. and still get up and go to work the next day. I&#8217;m trying to finagle some VIP passes so I don&#8217;t have to be mashed on the floor with the riffraff&#8230;actually it&#8217;s more about me being short and not wanting to have to fight for space in a crowd and have my view for two hours be of some idiot&#8217;s back.<\/p>\n<p>That aside, we had a horrible accident here this morning in in a northern suburb &#8211; a schoolbus carrying 38 children hit two stopped cars &#038; killed both drivers, one of the men killed is my close friend&#8217;s boss at a small agency of 4 people. So I felt sadness &#038; empathy for him today, as well as all the terrified parents who tried to find out if their kids were ok in the aftermath. He&#8217;s been one of the people answering the phone &#038; fielding all the calls, so I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s pretty worn down himself.<\/p>\n<p>OH, after my big gettin-lost-in-the-rough-KCK last week, I did get my new chair this morning, but I apparently sparked a wave of ChairEnvy(tm), and now other people are lobbying for new chairs. Whups. <\/p>\n<p>Lessee. I went for sushi at lunch, ate eel for the first time, and had to climb into my rep&#8217;s Ford F-150 that was way the hell off the ground with no steppy things, and let me tell you, hoisting my bodacious booty up into a truck is not one of my favorite things to do, given that I&#8217;m 5&#8217;3&#8243;. Short people got all kinds of business, so piss off all you who think that&#8217;s a funny song, and make sure you have running boards on your goddamn vehicle and be a dear &#038; get me some VIP passes for the Killers, would you please? This short lady needs a break.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got the Ughs. I&#8217;m wiped out from this weekend, I have a concert to attend tomorrow night, which will be awesome fun, but because I&#8217;m now an Old Lady, I have to take Wednesday morning OFF from work, because I can&#8217;t go to a concert that starts at 9 p.m. and still get up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}