{"id":372,"date":"2005-05-19T14:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-19T19:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=372"},"modified":"2005-05-19T14:04:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-19T19:04:00","slug":"whew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=372","title":{"rendered":"Whew."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The bag was in my car, it must have fallen out &#038; I didn&#8217;t notice it as I headed in to work. The thing is, I feel completely naked without my lipstick &#8211; I can skip all the other goop, and granted, when I do, I get a lot of comments like, &#8220;You look tired.&#8221; &#8220;Are you feeling well?&#8221; so apparently I look a little more &#8220;alive&#8221; when I put the ol&#8217; mascara and eyeliner on, but all the same, I can&#8217;t function properly without my lipstick, or my lipbalm, for that matter.<\/p>\n<p>We can resume to normal daily life again. Crisis averted. Carry on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The bag was in my car, it must have fallen out &#038; I didn&#8217;t notice it as I headed in to work. The thing is, I feel completely naked without my lipstick &#8211; I can skip all the other goop, and granted, when I do, I get a lot of comments like, &#8220;You look tired.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}