{"id":412,"date":"2005-06-22T13:26:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-22T18:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=412"},"modified":"2005-06-22T13:26:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-22T18:26:00","slug":"qantas-never-crashed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=412","title":{"rendered":"Qantas Never Crashed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saw this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/news\/nation\/2005-06-07-us-drivers_x.htm\">article,<\/a href> and sent it off immediately to further prove Iowans are, indeed, the best drivers around. Now it&#8217;s backed up by the insurance industry. Go Iowaegans!<\/p>\n<p>So I sent it to JWo, along with a smug line about the co-pilot commentary now being put to rest.  And he wrote back, with a quote from the article.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d like to think it&#8217;s because everybody is so polite,&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>JWo: Uhhh&#8230;didn&#8217;t you tell someone to &#8220;Fuck Off&#8221; while driving last week? I don&#8217;t think the article applies to you!  :D<\/p>\n<p>fiiiiine. But those boys were being really rude, FIRST. I just responded in kind. And didn&#8217;t get in a wreck doing it, despite the anger, middle finger &#038; half my head flying out the window. I&#8217;m an EXCELLENT driver. Ten minutes to Wapner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw this article, and sent it off immediately to further prove Iowans are, indeed, the best drivers around. Now it&#8217;s backed up by the insurance industry. Go Iowaegans! So I sent it to JWo, along with a smug line about the co-pilot commentary now being put to rest. And he wrote back, with a quote [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}