{"id":452,"date":"2005-07-27T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-27T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=452"},"modified":"2005-07-27T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-27T05:02:00","slug":"pour-me-another","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=452","title":{"rendered":"Pour Me Another"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I know this is like posting that really unflattering picture of your best friend, because you know they will forgive you and mostly because it&#8217;s so. damned. funny. <\/p>\n<p>I used the zoom on Suzy a while back &#038; damn if she doesn&#8217;t look like she&#8217;s been sitting at a bar for 4 hours, bemoaning her lot in life, crying in her beer over the fact she&#8217;s spayed, the fact she&#8217;s got to share time now with the OTHER dog, the fact that she now looks plus-sized next to that dog, when all she is is big-boned and she is just fine in her skin and who are these dog show judges defining the beauty myth?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/1600\/suzydrunk.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/400\/suzydrunk.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I know this is like posting that really unflattering picture of your best friend, because you know they will forgive you and mostly because it&#8217;s so. damned. funny. I used the zoom on Suzy a while back &#038; damn if she doesn&#8217;t look like she&#8217;s been sitting at a bar for 4 hours, bemoaning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}