{"id":468,"date":"2005-08-08T07:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-08T12:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=468"},"modified":"2005-08-08T07:34:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-08T12:34:00","slug":"really-good-food-really-bad-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=468","title":{"rendered":"Really Good Food, Really Bad Puns."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday at brunch (Thai 2000!), the karaoke dvd was extra-peppy. One song was repetitive enough, we both thought we could actually do the chorus, despite not having a clue what they were saying. I know nothing about Thai music, but there seemed to be two categories playing on the TV yesterday: ballads and cheerful ditties. <\/p>\n<p>During one of the former, I looked at JWo (who was seated with the tv at his back) and said, &#8220;You&#8217;ll never guess who this is singing.&#8221;<br \/>(Pause.)<br \/>(He looks at me expectantly.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mariah Curry!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, that got a groaning laugh, and then a minute later, he said, &#8220;You know who they&#8217;re playing next?&#8221;<br \/>(me, laughing, &#8220;No!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tom Kha Jovi&#8221; (tom kha gai is yummy coconut chicken soup)<\/p>\n<p>Then I said, &#8220;OK, we&#8217;ve both done one, they are both really funny, we can&#8217;t do any more unless they&#8217;re really, really good.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I had one more groaner: Flock of Sea Eaw (phad sea eaw)&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Music &#038; Food, the international languages&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday at brunch (Thai 2000!), the karaoke dvd was extra-peppy. One song was repetitive enough, we both thought we could actually do the chorus, despite not having a clue what they were saying. I know nothing about Thai music, but there seemed to be two categories playing on the TV yesterday: ballads and cheerful ditties. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/468"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=468"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/468\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}