{"id":510,"date":"2005-09-09T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-09T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=510"},"modified":"2005-09-09T09:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-09T14:00:00","slug":"fishbowl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=510","title":{"rendered":"Fishbowl"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ugh. James got a cold earlier this week & now I have it – and it SUCKS! I thought, for a couple days there, that I was escaping it, but of course, I should have realized it would hit me in time to be in full-blown awfulness just in time for the weekend. I feel like I’m underwater & my sinuses & ear canals feel like they’ve been pumped full-to-exploding for the Poseidon Cold Adventure.<\/p>\n

I’m not sure how long I’m going to last at work, which also sucks, because I have a ton of things to do & I was also supposed to go to a meet & greet with the Access Hollywood people (Nancy O’Dell & Billy Bush), which sounds way more exciting and glamorous than my life really is, mind you. Especially with the clogged schnozz. It’s hard to be glamorous when you’re honking like a goose defending its turf.<\/p>\n

The only upswing I’ve thought of? I probably won’t say anything really, really STUPID, because I’m in such a stupor! Otherwise, god only knows what I’d be confiding in those people. Probably a discussion about my phlegm and how I really like the night & day packs of cold medicine from Costco.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ugh. James got a cold earlier this week & now I have it – and it SUCKS! I thought, for a couple days there, that I was escaping it, but of course, I should have realized it would hit me in time to be in full-blown awfulness just in time for the weekend. I feel […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}