{"id":529,"date":"2005-09-25T12:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-25T17:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=529"},"modified":"2005-09-25T12:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-25T17:25:00","slug":"my-work-here-is-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=529","title":{"rendered":"My Work Here Is Done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t check my statistics obsessively &#8211; a few times a week, and even less than that, do I check &#8220;keyword activity&#8221;.  But today? I did. And was GREATLY amused. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/1600\/searchers.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/400\/searchers.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>OK, so 2 people searching for &#8220;cuz I got high&#8221; found me. Even more scary, somebody searching for &#8220;meatshake&#8221; is out there. And if I ever decide to start a band? I&#8217;ve got the perfect name now: &#8220;Jen and the Fabric Freaks&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t check my statistics obsessively &#8211; a few times a week, and even less than that, do I check &#8220;keyword activity&#8221;. But today? I did. And was GREATLY amused. OK, so 2 people searching for &#8220;cuz I got high&#8221; found me. Even more scary, somebody searching for &#8220;meatshake&#8221; is out there. And if I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}