{"id":537,"date":"2005-09-30T07:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-30T12:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=537"},"modified":"2005-09-30T07:04:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-30T12:04:00","slug":"the-taste-of-memories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=537","title":{"rendered":"The Taste of Memories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All this reminiscing about college &#038; I&#8217;m suddenly craving &#8220;Scotties&#8221; which were a drink specialty of a restaurant at Grinnell.  Shocking news, but I was quite chummy with the bartender, a behomth of a woman and foul-tempered, but I&#8217;ve always had a knack with (most) people &#038; she liked me &#8211; thus assuring that I was never carded. We&#8217;d sit at the bar &#038; get pitchers of Scotties &#038; order french fries to keep us from completely falling off our perch. I can still see the french fries they served: crinkle-cut &#038; never fried to a full crisp. <\/p>\n<p>A pitcher of Scotties consisted of regular ol&#8217; beer (Bud? Pabst? The Beast?), tequila, and Rose&#8217;s lime juice. It sounds really weird but holy toledo they were good. I&#8217;m totally making them soon. I&#8217;m not sure why they were called &#8220;Scotties&#8221; because they were neither Scottish nor similar to a short black dog. I&#8217;ve never seen them served anywhere else, either, and the Longhorn restaurant is long gone. A perfunctory Google search yielded nothing, except a lot of margarita recipes. If I perfect the recipe, I&#8217;ll let you know! <\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, tonight, think of me &#038; my oh-so-glamorous life: I believe I&#8217;m getting a meet &#038; greet with &#8230;&#8230;..drumroll&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. Tony Danza. At the American Royal, so don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s fancy or nothin&#8217;.  Yes, the girl who was raised without television, and never saw an episode of &#8220;Who&#8217;s the Boss?&#8221; will stand in line to say howdy and have my husband take my picture with him. I guess I did see him in &#8220;Taxi&#8221; re-runs, but I remembered all the other characters more, and was chastised at knit night for my faulty memory. Damn Andy Kaufman &#038; Christopher Lloyd for being so much more memorable!!!  I promise, this celebrity encounter will not involve me losing my mind &#038; telling him I&#8217;ve had a sex-change operation, like I did with <a href=\"http:\/\/plazajen.blogspot.com\/2005\/08\/and-then-i-told-bryan-adams-that-id.html\">Bryan Adams<\/a>. And <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spinningathena.blogspot.com\/\">Kristin&#8217;s<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/mbuel.blogspot.com\/\">Mom<\/a> has already given me an ultimatum: if I have the opportunity to get his autograph &#038; don&#8217;t? My Frango Mint Underground Railroad is gonna get SHUT DOWN. She also wants me to tell him she hates his hair (I guess he is looking for a new hairstyle b\/c a 63 year-old woman told him his hair&#8217;s bad), but I&#8217;m a little too Midwest-polite to pass that along. I&#8217;d rather share obscene lies about myself&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All this reminiscing about college &#038; I&#8217;m suddenly craving &#8220;Scotties&#8221; which were a drink specialty of a restaurant at Grinnell. Shocking news, but I was quite chummy with the bartender, a behomth of a woman and foul-tempered, but I&#8217;ve always had a knack with (most) people &#038; she liked me &#8211; thus assuring that I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=537"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/537\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}