{"id":553,"date":"2005-10-16T09:03:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-16T14:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=553"},"modified":"2005-10-16T09:03:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-16T14:03:00","slug":"oh-yes-you-can-make-your-dog-want-to-kill-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=553","title":{"rendered":"Oh Yes, You Can Make Your Dog Want To Kill You."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/1600\/darthdog.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/400\/darthdog.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d recommend sleeping with one eye open. And hope your dog doesn&#8217;t figure out how to harness &#8220;The Force&#8221; and kill you from across the room.<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-size:85%;\">(This &#8216;outfit&#8217; is featured in this week&#8217;s Target circular. Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;m not planning any Star Wars Themed Shenanigans for JWo &amp; the dogs!)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d recommend sleeping with one eye open. And hope your dog doesn&#8217;t figure out how to harness &#8220;The Force&#8221; and kill you from across the room. (This &#8216;outfit&#8217; is featured in this week&#8217;s Target circular. Don&#8217;t worry, I&#8217;m not planning any Star Wars Themed Shenanigans for JWo &amp; the dogs!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}