Yes, I’m playing along. You google your name + “needs” and see what comes up. Not surprisingly, I have many, many needs. 19,800,000 in fact. Here are the top ones:<\/p>\n
1. Jennifer needs a cold shower (I don’t like them so much. More a boy thing.)<\/em> Hm. Well, don’t we all. Let the healing begin!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Yes, I’m playing along. You google your name + “needs” and see what comes up. Not surprisingly, I have many, many needs. 19,800,000 in fact. Here are the top ones: 1. Jennifer needs a cold shower (I don’t like them so much. More a boy thing.)2. Jennifer needs a smack daddy (Yeah, but you get […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=554"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
2. Jennifer needs a smack daddy (Yeah, but you get one & they change their names every freakin’ week. First it’s Smack Daddy, then it’s S. Daddy, Diddy Smack, and I can’t keep up.)<\/em>
3. Jennifer needs a tutor (True. I love to learn. Photoshop & Illustrator, please.)<\/em>
4. Jennifer needs space (Always.)<\/em>
5. Jennifer needs to keep on improving (And I ask you, who doesn’t?)<\/em>
6. Jennifer needs heavy visual depiction of her subject in order for it all to work (Yes. Get to work on the heavy visual depicting, stat. I need it for work. And improving.)<\/em>
7. Jennifer needs the earth energy in her life (Again, who doesn’t benefit from the earth energy?) <\/em>
8. Jennifer needs this Diva Publicity like she needs a hole in the head (AMEN!)<\/em>
9. Jennifer needs a thorough psychiatric evaluation (Now, hold on, let’s not make any hasty decisions. I’ll spend more time with the earth, and I’ll be ok. I promise.)<\/em>
10. Jennifer needs time to heal<\/p>\n