{"id":556,"date":"2005-10-18T17:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-18T22:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=556"},"modified":"2005-10-18T17:50:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-18T22:50:00","slug":"after-a-long-no-good-very-rotten-afternoon-in-which-i-feel-very-belgium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"After A Long No-Good Very Rotten Afternoon In Which I Feel Very Belgium*."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>sometimes I want<br \/>a pottery barn life<br \/>with chocolates from belgium<br \/>and pink chandeliers<\/p>\n<p>someone to clean<br \/>the crannies and nooks<br \/>organize my cds<br \/>fold my laundry each day<\/p>\n<p>sometimes I want<br \/>to wake up in tangiers<br \/>live a life of adventure<br \/>silk scarf in my hair<\/p>\n<p>sun freckles my face<br \/>curry spices drift by<br \/>excitement awaits<br \/>my passport is stamped<\/p>\n<p>sigh with me, for you<br \/>have watched too much tv<br \/>seen too many catalogs<br \/>been told for too long<br \/>what to think<br \/>what to buy<\/p>\n<p>someday we will go<br \/>to tangiers and forget<br \/>about pottery barn<br \/>and long velvet drapes<\/p>\n<p>but we will always remember<br \/>the chocolate from belgium<br \/>and the boy in the fountain<br \/>who laughed when you kissed me<br \/>on the tip of my nose<br \/>under late summer&#8217;s sky.<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">*Feeling very Belgium was coined by Bucky Katt of Get Fuzzy fame. I say it in my head sometimes. It works. Today, fits like a glove. And no, it doesn&#8217;t make any sense.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sometimes I wanta pottery barn lifewith chocolates from belgiumand pink chandeliers someone to cleanthe crannies and nooksorganize my cdsfold my laundry each day sometimes I wantto wake up in tangierslive a life of adventuresilk scarf in my hair sun freckles my facecurry spices drift byexcitement awaitsmy passport is stamped sigh with me, for youhave watched [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}