{"id":557,"date":"2005-10-18T21:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T02:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=557"},"modified":"2005-10-18T21:05:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-19T02:05:00","slug":"now-im-channeling-uma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=557","title":{"rendered":"Now I’m Channeling Uma"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yes. I have had one of those days. Really, it’s almost two weeks’ worth of those days, and when I hit this point, I keep hearing ” I SAID GODDAMN!” in my head, exactly as Uma Thurman spoke it in Pulp Fiction after she’s just done a line of coke that would make Kate Moss break into a sprint from across the room. Only I’m not high, nor am I about to drink a five dollar milkshake, or dance with John Travolta.<\/p>\n

It’ll be ok. I won’t even have to get medieval on anyone’s ass. But don’t think I can’t if I need to. BMF, baby. I’m a B. M. F.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yes. I have had one of those days. Really, it’s almost two weeks’ worth of those days, and when I hit this point, I keep hearing ” I SAID GODDAMN!” in my head, exactly as Uma Thurman spoke it in Pulp Fiction after she’s just done a line of coke that would make Kate Moss […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}