{"id":561,"date":"2005-10-21T21:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-22T02:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=561"},"modified":"2005-10-21T21:21:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-22T02:21:00","slug":"blazing-toes-look-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=561","title":{"rendered":"Blazing Toes. Look Out."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/wildscorpy.com\/weblog.php\">Wild Scorpy<\/a>, another fun quiz! You can get your Superhero Identity <a href=\"http:\/\/www.humorscope.com\/hero.html\">here<\/a>&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:<\/p>\n<p>Name: Silver Sister <em>(True, true, I do not wear gold. Platinum would have been better, though.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Special Power: Blazing Toes <em>(Need a light? Hang on. Must take off Crocs. Lifting up leg &#8230;.and&#8230;.. I&#8217;ve toppled over. Hold on.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Transportation: Quantum Minivan <em>(oh yes, nothing says Superhero like a minivan. No offense to those who drive them. Remember, my dream vehicle&#8217;s a station wagon.)<br \/><\/em><br \/>Weapon: Quantum Spear <em>(I guess I have thing for the Quantum brand.)<br \/><\/em><br \/>Costume: 100 Percent Cotton Helmet <em>(For breathability!  It is, after all, the fabric of our lives. Wait, do I only wear a helmet? That&#8217;s scary.)<br \/><\/em><br \/>Sidekick: Bobo<em> (ah sweet Bobo. Good monkey! Fetch mommy a daiquiri.)<br \/><\/em><br \/>Nemesis: Harold the Unspeakable <em>(Why are we speaking of him again? :arched eyebrow:)<br \/><\/em><br \/>Tragic Flaw: Addicted to yogurt <em>(uh, yeah. For the culture.) <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Favorite Food: Cashews <em>(Mmm! The only nut that cannot be sold in its shell! Show off your smarts &amp; tell us why not!)<\/p>\n<p><\/em><em><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of Wild Scorpy, another fun quiz! You can get your Superhero Identity here&#8230;. Your Superhero Identity For Today Is: Name: Silver Sister (True, true, I do not wear gold. Platinum would have been better, though.) Special Power: Blazing Toes (Need a light? Hang on. Must take off Crocs. Lifting up leg &#8230;.and&#8230;.. I&#8217;ve toppled [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/561\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}