{"id":564,"date":"2005-10-25T07:41:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-25T12:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=564"},"modified":"2005-10-25T07:41:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-25T12:41:00","slug":"he-was-off-by-one-letter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=564","title":{"rendered":"He Was Off By One Letter&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/1600\/EINSTEIN.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/400\/EINSTEIN.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<div align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span> <\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Einstein = Mega Knitting Squared.<br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Seriously. My hands are going to be permanently clawing at the world like Lobster Boy by the time I&#8217;m done knitting this jacket. (The Einstein Jacket by Sally Mellville, in the Knit Stitch book&#8230;) DAMN me for not being itty bitty! It&#8217;s acres of garter stitch that you knit, turn, pick up more stitches &#038; magically you end up with a coat! Right now it looks like an afghan gone bad, in a heap on the loveseat, where I sit with it, each night. It&#8217;s been two weeks, and I&#8217;ve got the lower body done, the front &amp; back panels &#038; have just begun the first sleeve. Once that&#8217;s done, it&#8217;s collar time, and finishing! Good thing, because I&#8217;m refusing to wear a coat right now, and that&#8217;s rather stupid, since we slid from unseasonably-warm days, to freeze-your-face-off days with no in-between.<\/p>\n<p>More fall leaves pictures to come, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Einstein = Mega Knitting Squared. Seriously. My hands are going to be permanently clawing at the world like Lobster Boy by the time I&#8217;m done knitting this jacket. (The Einstein Jacket by Sally Mellville, in the Knit Stitch book&#8230;) DAMN me for not being itty bitty! It&#8217;s acres of garter stitch that you knit, turn, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=564"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}