{"id":565,"date":"2005-10-25T11:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-25T16:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=565"},"modified":"2005-10-25T11:01:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-25T16:01:00","slug":"whats-that-hissing-noise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=565","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s That Hissing Noise?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, yeah, that&#8217;d be me. Back in the day (when I lived in Minneapolis), I got completely screwed over by a TiresPlus store. You know, because you don&#8217;t have lumpy bits dangling betwixt your legs, it means that you should be subjected to talked-down-to instructions &#038; it should cost a lot.<\/p>\n<p>So we got in the habit of hissing like a cat at all TiresPlus locations. You know, teeth bared, hands up like claws (boy, don&#8217;t I have that theme going this week. Fits right in with all my knitting.) And a spit-laced back-of-the-throat hissing. Extremely attractive. Effective in making people stop and steer clear of you, though.<\/p>\n<p>So, I&#8217;m having sortof a rough week &#8211; mostly large heaps of work &#038; a rather strong disinclination to work every minute of the day. And I find myself wanting to just HISS at everything, as a stress-release.  I did have a good reminder yesterday, though, to put it all in perspective. I thought about what I&#8217;d be doing in my old job right now? And it makes my current stuff look like prancing through gardens of flowers in springtime.  Like a big clumsy tiger, that&#8217;s me!<\/p>\n<p>SSSSSSSSSSS! So there!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, yeah, that&#8217;d be me. Back in the day (when I lived in Minneapolis), I got completely screwed over by a TiresPlus store. You know, because you don&#8217;t have lumpy bits dangling betwixt your legs, it means that you should be subjected to talked-down-to instructions &#038; it should cost a lot. So we got in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}