{"id":567,"date":"2005-10-27T07:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-27T12:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=567"},"modified":"2005-10-27T07:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-27T12:25:00","slug":"best-compliment-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=567","title":{"rendered":"Best Compliment, Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JWo has a thing for Gwen Stefani. If she had big knockers, she&#8217;d be a serious threat to Jennifer Tilly in the JWo-Hotpants-DeathMatch.  <\/p>\n<p>It was a year or two ago, but I still remember it, because it was an awesome compliment&#8230;. I think I was whining a little about myself, and he just said, &#8220;But, Jennifer, you&#8217;re EXACTLY like Gwen Stefani! You&#8217;re just not blonde &#038; skinny!&#8221;  And knowing my hubby likes the bigger-boned gals anyway, that was the best compliment, ever.<\/p>\n<p>Now I need to assemble my posse of Harajuku Girls. And find a drum majorette uniform.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JWo has a thing for Gwen Stefani. If she had big knockers, she&#8217;d be a serious threat to Jennifer Tilly in the JWo-Hotpants-DeathMatch. It was a year or two ago, but I still remember it, because it was an awesome compliment&#8230;. I think I was whining a little about myself, and he just said, &#8220;But, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}