{"id":571,"date":"2005-10-29T08:31:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-29T13:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=571"},"modified":"2005-10-29T08:31:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-29T13:31:00","slug":"scream-therapy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=571","title":{"rendered":"Scream Therapy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We went to Halloweekends last night, where they have several haunted houses\/&#8221;experiences&#8221; and you can also ride all the amusement park rides &#038; eat funnel cake.<\/p>\n<p>My two favorite moments from the evening: after the first haunt (Camp GonnaGitchaWitchaHatchet), <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spinningathena.blogspot.com\/\">Kristin<\/a> was yelling at me about how the scaring was all my fault, how I made her take this job, etc., etc., and THE ENTIRE TIME she is walking &#038; talking &#038; shaking her fist at me, THERE IS A TRICKED-OUT GHOUL directly over her shoulder, silently stalking her, four inches from her FACE. OH. MAH. GAWD. I was laughing so hard, I couldn&#8217;t warn her, and then GhoulBoy swooped in and much screaming ensued, and finally, to make the Ghoul leave her, I pointed ahead and said, &#8220;Hey, go get our friend Jimmi.&#8221; Which he did, even though I thought she was far enough out of the zone he wouldn&#8217;t be able to run up and scare the pants off her, which is exactly what he did.<br \/>Sorry, Jimmi.<\/p>\n<p>Second favorite moment came around 9 p.m., when we were waiting in line, and I said, &#8220;Whoa. All my stress from this week is GONE.&#8221;  All the laughing, screaming (I&#8217;m hoarse today, and I can only imagine how Kristin &#038; Jimmi are doing) and walking was enough to drain all the tension &#038; bad stuff from my body. We got home around midnight and collapsed &#8211; today is for puttering &#038; knitting, tomorrow for cleaning, and then we get back on that horse &#038; ride it again. Too bad Halloween&#8217;s only once a year. I could use the scream therapy a little more often&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to Halloweekends last night, where they have several haunted houses\/&#8221;experiences&#8221; and you can also ride all the amusement park rides &#038; eat funnel cake. My two favorite moments from the evening: after the first haunt (Camp GonnaGitchaWitchaHatchet), Kristin was yelling at me about how the scaring was all my fault, how I made [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}