{"id":582,"date":"2005-11-07T15:58:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-07T20:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=582"},"modified":"2005-11-07T15:58:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-07T20:58:00","slug":"hi-um-mother-nature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=582","title":{"rendered":"Hi, Um, Mother Nature?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just thought I should point out that it&#8217;s NOVEMBER. November the Seventh. As in, the month before Christmas. NO-VEM-BER. Let&#8217;s focus on the last syllable, &#8220;BER&#8221; or, as it often is around this time of year, &#8220;BRRRR&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>It is 70 degrees outside. I had to put the air conditioning on IN MY CAR after our big presentation today. WTF?!?!<\/p>\n<p>Now, understand this, what with the &#8220;natural gas crisis&#8221; and the fact I spent $200 on electric blankets this weekend, I&#8217;m not in any big hurry to crank up the furnace. BUT. Seriously. The a\/c? Someone&#8217;s snoozing on the job. Or, as my crazy brain would think as a young girl, &#8220;Ceres is able to keep Persephone with her longer right now&#8221; and only the Greek Mythology nerds out there will nod their heads.<\/p>\n<p>And? The presentation went well. Even if we don&#8217;t get the business, I am reminded of two Very Important Things: I like the people I work with immensely, and I am respected for what I think and do. And my big boss bought me a margarita at lunch and I need to go to sleep now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just thought I should point out that it&#8217;s NOVEMBER. November the Seventh. As in, the month before Christmas. NO-VEM-BER. Let&#8217;s focus on the last syllable, &#8220;BER&#8221; or, as it often is around this time of year, &#8220;BRRRR&#8221;. It is 70 degrees outside. I had to put the air conditioning on IN MY CAR after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}