{"id":585,"date":"2005-11-10T14:41:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-10T19:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=585"},"modified":"2005-11-10T14:41:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-10T19:41:00","slug":"now-im-swinging-one-of-those-stick-thingies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=585","title":{"rendered":"Now I&#8217;m Swinging One Of Those Stick Thingies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, those big stick thingies that they swing around a lot in the Kung Fu type movies, Jackie Chan&#8217;s used one, makes that excellent WHUH WHUH WHUH whipping sound through the air?<\/p>\n<p>That is what this week has been. I feel like I&#8217;m wearing soft slipper shoes &#038; I&#8217;m bouncing all around in the trees, whUH WHUH WHUH whacking shit and grabby hands while I travel across the entire landscape. And while I&#8217;m doing it without falling down, I&#8217;m getting a leeeetle tired of it. For whatever reason, I&#8217;m not allowed to smack people in the FACE with my stick thingy, and that&#8217;s where I&#8217;d get some joy.<\/p>\n<p>Someone toss me the numchuks! Unfortunately, with my hand-eye coordination (or lack thereof), I would end up spiking myself right in the face. Seriously. I can&#8217;t even shoot a rubber band without hurting myself. It&#8217;s a wonder I don&#8217;t just trip &#038; fall down, every single day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, those big stick thingies that they swing around a lot in the Kung Fu type movies, Jackie Chan&#8217;s used one, makes that excellent WHUH WHUH WHUH whipping sound through the air? That is what this week has been. I feel like I&#8217;m wearing soft slipper shoes &#038; I&#8217;m bouncing all around in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}