{"id":59,"date":"2004-10-14T11:30:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-14T16:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2004-10-14T11:30:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-14T16:30:00","slug":"bonk-crash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"BONK CRASH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, nothing&#8217;s broken. It&#8217;s just the sound of my schedule going completely to hell, accompanied by the destructive POUNDING inside my cranium. I think it&#8217;s because I haven&#8217;t had my requisite two cans of diet caffeinnated soda! I did drink some coffee, but I&#8217;m so finicky about my coffee it is too &#8211; bleah &#8211; I don&#8217;t know what.  Not good, let&#8217;s leave it at that!<\/p>\n<p>So, no review, no meeting with co. president, no rep lunch! All three items got moved, cancelled or went away.  I am still so tired, I just want to get to 5:00, get home, watch Survivor, determine if I can stay up another hour, watch CSI, and then go to bed!!!! I love the DVR.  <\/p>\n<p>I wonder when all my yarn purchases are going to get here. I love yarn. Yearning for Yarn. Yearning for Yarn in a Yurt, the Youthful Yak Yowls.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, nothing&#8217;s broken. It&#8217;s just the sound of my schedule going completely to hell, accompanied by the destructive POUNDING inside my cranium. I think it&#8217;s because I haven&#8217;t had my requisite two cans of diet caffeinnated soda! I did drink some coffee, but I&#8217;m so finicky about my coffee it is too &#8211; bleah &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}