{"id":597,"date":"2005-11-18T08:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T13:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=597"},"modified":"2005-11-18T08:13:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T13:13:00","slug":"uptight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=597","title":{"rendered":"UpTight."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, in the new Madonna video, &#8220;Hung Up&#8221;? In the beginning, she&#8217;s gyrating around on the floor wearing a godawful outfit, including these capri-length sheer hose? and as she keeps dancing, they become knee length. Which makes sense, of course, even if you&#8217;re skinny &#038; in great shape, those suckers are gonna roll up to your knees if you&#8217;re putting your ankles behind your head &#038; dancing with Farrah Fawcett Hair. But? Half the shots spliced together have the hose back at capri-length. <\/p>\n<p>That kind of shit drives me CRAZY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, in the new Madonna video, &#8220;Hung Up&#8221;? In the beginning, she&#8217;s gyrating around on the floor wearing a godawful outfit, including these capri-length sheer hose? and as she keeps dancing, they become knee length. Which makes sense, of course, even if you&#8217;re skinny &#038; in great shape, those suckers are gonna roll up to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}