{"id":598,"date":"2005-11-18T08:20:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T13:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=598"},"modified":"2005-11-18T08:20:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T13:20:00","slug":"be-bewwy-bewwy-quiet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=598","title":{"rendered":"Be Bewwy, Bewwy, Quiet&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/1600\/100_0618.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/5985\/480\/400\/100_0618.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This hat was a request. Opening weekend of duck season is a day of pranks for my husband &#8211; he&#8217;s thrown out little rubber duckies with the decoys in the past &#8211; to joke with his buddies. This year? He put on this hat. It took several consultation conversations, rough drawings, and a search for sew-on googly eyes that eventually I gave up on, and decided instead to epoxy-glue big googly eyes onto threaded buttons. JWo helped pick out the yarn for color accuracy to the mallard duck, and he&#8217;s even worn the hat in large groups of people at early hours, when they draw numbers for picking order for their blinds. I love that he does this, because people look at him a little funny&#8230;.. but they&#8217;re most likely dumbstruck with insane jealousy.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no such thing as going too far to get the laughs in our house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This hat was a request. Opening weekend of duck season is a day of pranks for my husband &#8211; he&#8217;s thrown out little rubber duckies with the decoys in the past &#8211; to joke with his buddies. This year? He put on this hat. It took several consultation conversations, rough drawings, and a search for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1751,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions\/1751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}