{"id":600,"date":"2005-11-19T18:33:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-19T23:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=600"},"modified":"2005-11-19T18:33:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-19T23:33:00","slug":"an-army-of-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=600","title":{"rendered":"An Army of One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TEN-HUT!<\/p>\n<p>Recycling, put away! CHECK!<br \/>Hat for JWo, knit!  CHECK!<br \/>Bulbs dug up &#038; put away!  CHECK!<br \/>Annual pots emptied into compost bin! CHECK!<br \/>Tomato and pepper beds, uprooted for compost! CHECK!<br \/>Muffler for JWo, knit! ON THE NEEDLES, SIR!<br \/>Rosemary dug up for indoor wintering! CAN&#8217;T FIND THE SHOVEL, SIR!<br \/>Shopping at Target!? Shopping at Costco!? SIR! MUST ADMIT TO NAPPING, SIR! <\/p>\n<p>Who posted guard during nap? GUNNERY SERGEANT POLLY, SIR!<\/p>\n<p>(Gunnery Sergeant Polly can be distracted from duty by treats, I will have you know.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TEN-HUT! Recycling, put away! CHECK!Hat for JWo, knit! CHECK!Bulbs dug up &#038; put away! CHECK!Annual pots emptied into compost bin! CHECK!Tomato and pepper beds, uprooted for compost! CHECK!Muffler for JWo, knit! ON THE NEEDLES, SIR!Rosemary dug up for indoor wintering! CAN&#8217;T FIND THE SHOVEL, SIR!Shopping at Target!? Shopping at Costco!? SIR! MUST ADMIT TO NAPPING, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}