It’s nice to have this holiday where the only expectations of you are to show up and eat. <\/p>\n
Over the years, I’ve had Thanksgivings alone, with friends, with my family, with James’ family.<\/p>\n
One of the years I was alone is especially funny – my ex boyfriend stopped by (after hanging out with his current girlfriend) & brought me a piece of pumpkin pie. Moving past the enormous salt shaker pouring into my wound, I took a bite. This was no ordinary pie. He had made a pie from all-natural ingredients. Without sugar. Organic unsweetened graham-cracker crust. Pie filling sweetened with :shudder: molasses. The only redeeming feature was real whipped cream, unsweetened as it was. I was polite, and yet knowing how transparent my face can be, I know he knew I didn’t like it. Fortunately, his visit was short & I tossed the rest of it.<\/p>\n
As my friend Pete observed later when I told him about it: “Life served you a slice of BITTER PIE that Thanksgiving….”<\/p>\n
So, today, I am grateful to have a simplified holiday. We’re going to our friend Roger’s, and all we have to bring is a cheese plate, and I purchased enough cheese at Costco to be officially licensed as a Cheese Head. Oh, yeah, and a pumpkin pie. $5.99 at Costco, and guaranteed not to be bitter….. ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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