{"id":613,"date":"2005-11-30T08:15:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-30T13:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=613"},"modified":"2005-11-30T08:15:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-30T13:15:00","slug":"do-you-know-the-muffin-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=613","title":{"rendered":"Do You Know The Muffin Man?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday morning, I got up early &#038; made a double batch of banana chocolate chip muffins. 12 muffins, and 5 mini-loaves. Mmm-hm! Even as I was making the batter, I was skeptical of the recipe &#8211; it seemed to thick. And, sadly, it was. Too much flour, and I&#8217;ll never use that recipe again. They were a little more like biscuits. I had one muffin, and JWo had one &#038; a half mini loaves. We joked that they were probably &#8220;dog treats&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, how true it is when you have a black lab in the home&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday afternoon, a certain Miss Polly Purebred snuck off from the computer room, and ate ALL BUT FOUR MUFFINS. That means she had 7 muffins, and 3 &#038; 1\/2 mini loaves of bread. Like, over 3 cups of flour, some eggs, almost a bag of chocolate chips, a cup of sugar &#8211; hey! It&#8217;s not exactly the BARK diet, but it was homemade! James saw her skulking back in, and thought, &#8220;oh, noooooo&#8230;.&#8221; and the fact that she wasn&#8217;t keyed-up dancing and asking for dinner.  Turns out, she&#8217;d helped herself to a li&#8217;l dinner, right off the kitchen counter. That dog loves to stand up like a freakin&#8217; kangaroo, and she&#8217;s not afraid to exploit her skills to serve her better! James was worried the chocolate would affect her badly, and I said, &#8220;Oh, hell, Ashley&#8217;s dogs have eaten entire bags of Hershey&#8217;s chocolates &#038; been fine.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>The baking plans I have for this weekend? Will be CLOSELY MONITORED. I&#8217;m not planning on making any more DOG TREATS. Y&#8217;hear that, Miss P?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday morning, I got up early &#038; made a double batch of banana chocolate chip muffins. 12 muffins, and 5 mini-loaves. Mmm-hm! Even as I was making the batter, I was skeptical of the recipe &#8211; it seemed to thick. And, sadly, it was. Too much flour, and I&#8217;ll never use that recipe again. They [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}