{"id":617,"date":"2005-12-03T10:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-03T15:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=617"},"modified":"2005-12-03T10:50:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-03T15:50:00","slug":"captain-von-krankenpantzen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=617","title":{"rendered":"Captain Von KrankenPantzen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have just woken up cranky the past two days. Not good! As if that weren&#8217;t an obvious observation. I&#8217;m out of sorts, I can&#8217;t make up my mind on what I want to do, and am generally behaving like a sullen teenager. Wahoo! Don&#8217;t you want to come sit by me on the bus?<\/p>\n<p>I went in to Kristin&#8217;s office yesterday and said, &#8220;I am being a PILL. I just want you to know it has nothing to do with you.&#8221;  which of course, she already knew. But it&#8217;s always good to put things on the record. And then I proceeded to say something to the effect of since I was already in a bad mood and out of sorts, why NOT wear mohair? It&#8217;s kind of a hair shirt for me, the mohair. That insane clown posse scarf I knit? Mohair. I will admit, this mohair is not too bad, in that it really doesn&#8217;t itch much, if at all, but psychologically, I know I&#8217;m wearing mohair, it&#8217;s a pain in the ass to knit with to begin with, why WOULDN&#8217;T you just complete your cranky-mood day by wearing a mohair scarf? If only I&#8217;d thought to wear the underwear that bind &#038; bunch! It could have been a whole outfit tailored to irritate and accentuate discomfort.<br \/>Now, I&#8217;m out of sorts because I&#8217;m hungry, I need to go to Costco but I don&#8217;t wanna, I need to do a lot of things, I don&#8217;t wanna &#8211; hey? remember that crazy accomplishing-everything-and-exhausting you Jennifer from a week or so ago? She&#8217;s buried in the back yard. Wrapped in a shroud of mohair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have just woken up cranky the past two days. Not good! As if that weren&#8217;t an obvious observation. I&#8217;m out of sorts, I can&#8217;t make up my mind on what I want to do, and am generally behaving like a sullen teenager. Wahoo! Don&#8217;t you want to come sit by me on the bus? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}