{"id":619,"date":"2005-12-05T17:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-05T22:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=619"},"modified":"2005-12-05T17:50:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-05T22:50:00","slug":"i-could","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=619","title":{"rendered":"I Could&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just cover myself in Vaseline &#038; roll around in the sand.<\/p>\n<p>That would pull all of my irritation RIGHT into focus and serve as performance art at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>However, I&#8217;m not the only one having grouchy times. The holidays do bring out the best, don&#8217;t they?  MMMm, love your hair, hope you win!<\/p>\n<p>Anyhoo, the internet was down at home this morning, I didn&#8217;t pre-write anything, and the day has been spent pretty much mixing vaseline &#038; sand. Thus, you have been stuck with an unintelligible knitting post written last night.<\/p>\n<p>I love the holidays. Good thing I&#8217;m not getting a week off.<\/p>\n<p>GOOD THING.<\/p>\n<p>I have,  however, decided to name everything bothersome &#038; irritating &#8220;Habu&#8221;. Get your Habu off me. Take that Habu and SHOVE IT. I don&#8217;t WANT Habu for dinner. Habu is being mean to me. Piss up a rope, Habu. Habu is the tool of The Man.<\/p>\n<p>Habu Holidays!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just cover myself in Vaseline &#038; roll around in the sand. That would pull all of my irritation RIGHT into focus and serve as performance art at the same time. However, I&#8217;m not the only one having grouchy times. The holidays do bring out the best, don&#8217;t they? MMMm, love your hair, hope you win! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}