{"id":622,"date":"2005-12-07T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-07T21:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=622"},"modified":"2005-12-07T16:48:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-07T21:48:00","slug":"no-need-to-dream-bing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=622","title":{"rendered":"No Need To Dream, Bing&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re getting snow. Lots of it. (Well, lots for Kansas City. Panic! Panic! The grocery stores are being raided of all bread and milk as I type.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m about to head out into the driving mecca that is my hometown now, and go through what I endure every year, which is much gritting of the teeth, cursing &#038; fleeting wishes I was back in Minneapolis, where most people know how to drive in the snow, don&#8217;t overuse their SUV power, and they actually have more than two snowplows for the entire city. You think I exaggerate? I DON&#8217;T. Up there, living with snow is a way of life, not an occassional crisis. <\/p>\n<p>On the MN drivers test, you have to identify the flashing lights of a snowplow.  Here, it&#8217;s more like, &#8220;pick the ranch house that looks most likely to be a meth lab.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re getting snow. Lots of it. (Well, lots for Kansas City. Panic! Panic! The grocery stores are being raided of all bread and milk as I type.) I&#8217;m about to head out into the driving mecca that is my hometown now, and go through what I endure every year, which is much gritting of the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}