{"id":624,"date":"2005-12-08T14:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-08T19:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=624"},"modified":"2005-12-08T14:35:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-08T19:35:00","slug":"short-fat-mighty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=624","title":{"rendered":"Short. Fat. Mighty."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am just sayin&#8217;. Since the hubby drove me to work, I was car-less, so <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spinningathena.blogspot.com\/\">Kristin<\/a> and I ventured out together for some lunch. We weren&#8217;t in the car two minutes before it got stuck, because some dumb cluck hasn&#8217;t cleared the parking lot yet.<\/p>\n<p>Much attempting of the tire direction, the level of gas, and yet the car? Not going anywhere but backwards, and that is a finite venture as well, given the metal pipe fence. At one point, we had &#8216;er in neutral &#038; were both pushing, and that didn&#8217;t work, either. Finally, I got behind that car and I bump-pushed. Repeatedly. And assisted in getting that sucker un-stuck. At this point, it is also the proudest moment of my day.<\/p>\n<p>Do you know how much her car weighs? 3,563 pounds.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;M JUST SAYIN&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">MIGHTY.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am just sayin&#8217;. Since the hubby drove me to work, I was car-less, so Kristin and I ventured out together for some lunch. We weren&#8217;t in the car two minutes before it got stuck, because some dumb cluck hasn&#8217;t cleared the parking lot yet. Much attempting of the tire direction, the level of gas, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}