{"id":630,"date":"2005-12-12T14:47:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-12T19:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=630"},"modified":"2005-12-12T14:47:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-12T19:47:00","slug":"cowcatcher-crumbcatcher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=630","title":{"rendered":"Cowcatcher, Crumbcatcher&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, one of the drawbacks of having enormous bosoms is that your cleavage turns into a crumb trap if your shirt has any neck\/chest showing.  (I guess one of the plus sides is that you have cleavage to begin with? I try to balance my negatives out. And end all my sentences with prepositions.)  I would say this drawback is particularly cumbersome if you&#8217;re prone to spills, and especially if you eat toasted sandwiches for lunch, like me.  And if you&#8217;re not prone to wearing turtlenecks, like me. So I try to dine on those types of things in the presence of understanding friends (not sales reps or MY BOSS), because inevitably, I am clawing down my cleavage to retract some errant flake of crust that is itching the bejesus out of me, and NO IT CAN&#8217;T WAIT. <\/p>\n<p>I should knit myself a cowcatcher to go &#8217;round my neck, so all the crumblies just fall off and escape the Cleavage Crevice (or Crevasse, if you&#8217;re trying for smart aleck&#8230;) I guess it&#8217;s called a &#8220;bib&#8221;&#8230;. but that seems so unfashionable. And you know me: pinnacle of all that is fashionable.  I can prove it, just give me a minute to get these crumbs out of my bra&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, one of the drawbacks of having enormous bosoms is that your cleavage turns into a crumb trap if your shirt has any neck\/chest showing. (I guess one of the plus sides is that you have cleavage to begin with? I try to balance my negatives out. And end all my sentences with prepositions.) I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}