{"id":650,"date":"2006-01-08T18:20:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-08T23:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=650"},"modified":"2006-01-08T18:20:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-08T23:20:00","slug":"lafondas-extreme-makeover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=650","title":{"rendered":"LaFonda’s Extreme Makeover"},"content":{"rendered":"

I spent three hours yesterday, cleaning out my Honda (LaFonda). It became abundantly clear why having your car detailed costs so much. I armor-all’d every vinyl surface & now I have a reflective glare on the windshield, it’s so shiny. (I’ve wiped it down again.) I vacuumed, put upholstery cleaner on the carpets, vacuumed again, cleaned the windows, took out everything that wasn’t necessary, cleaned out the trunk and behold! She’s a new car all over again. I then spent the extra cash on the deluxe car wash for her, because after all, she deserved it. <\/p>\n

As we were driving to Thai 2000 this afternoon, JWo praised the clean windshield: “It’s HiDef Honda!” We stopped at Super Target (it truly is Super. Thanks for asking!) & I bought new car mats, because hard as it was to toss the factory-installed Civic mats, they were grungy. They just represent my negotiation skeelz, because I demanded they throw them in for free (It was an extra $100! For car mats! With embroidered Civic logo! Highway robbery.), but after 4 years, they needed to go. And, after spending three hours of quality time with our shop vac, there was no way I was going to revive them or bring them back to high-level of cleanliness LaFonda deserves. If I’d installed anything new or fancy, we could’ve called this blog, “Pimp my LaFonda”, but that sounds, uh, kinda bad. I prefer “LaFonda: Now in HD”…..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I spent three hours yesterday, cleaning out my Honda (LaFonda). It became abundantly clear why having your car detailed costs so much. I armor-all’d every vinyl surface & now I have a reflective glare on the windshield, it’s so shiny. (I’ve wiped it down again.) I vacuumed, put upholstery cleaner on the carpets, vacuumed again, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}