{"id":653,"date":"2006-01-10T15:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-10T20:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=653"},"modified":"2006-01-10T15:31:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-10T20:31:00","slug":"like-the-von-trapps-but-not-for-singing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=653","title":{"rendered":"Like the Von Trapps, But Not For Singing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We are in the throes of negotiating some buys for a potential new client. It is hilarious, to listen to each other. Some of my markets are northern &#8211; Sioux Falls, and Fargo &#8211; and I immediately revert to my old-school accent as soon as these people pick up the phone or call me. Oh, ya! You betcha! Oh, ok now. mMM Bye. (Did you know that Up North, 90% of the population ends their phone calls with &#8220;mmmMMBye&#8221;? Well, they do, and that is a statistic. I made it up, but I bet it&#8217;s true.)<\/p>\n<p>Kristin, on the other hand, gets up in the occasional grille of a stupid rep, and she just asked about getting into Smackdown, which immediately made me visualize her on the ropes. LEAPING.<\/p>\n<p>And the Junior Buyer (aka, our boss?), he is a never-ending font of questions about the software and has &#8220;issues&#8221; with it. So yesterday, I told Kristin we&#8217;ll be in a better place once the new person starts next week. Because the Junior Buyer is SLOWING US DOWN. Like the gazelle with the broken ankle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We are in the throes of negotiating some buys for a potential new client. It is hilarious, to listen to each other. Some of my markets are northern &#8211; Sioux Falls, and Fargo &#8211; and I immediately revert to my old-school accent as soon as these people pick up the phone or call me. Oh, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}