{"id":661,"date":"2006-01-18T10:09:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-18T15:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=661"},"modified":"2006-01-18T10:09:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-18T15:09:00","slug":"top-o-the-mornin-to-ye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=661","title":{"rendered":"Top O’ The Mornin’ To Ye!"},"content":{"rendered":"

There’s a chapter in the yet-unwritten Big Book On Marriage (subtitled: Things Nobody Told You), titled, “In Which You Discover Ways To Bug The Living Shit Out Of Each Other And Still Stay Together.”<\/p>\n

Fortunately, we don’t have a lot of entries in that chapter here, but I managed to stumble on one the other evening. Actually, I think it’s only the second line-item. But it’s a doozy. For whatever reason, I started speaking to JWo in a rich, rolling Irish brogue. I startled myself with how good it was, because normally all my accents tumble and crash within two minutes into something distantly Australian. (Crikey!) I simply channeled the spirit of a dead Irish priest and spoke to him gently & kindly, asking him what he thought of “24” & Jack Bauer, my child. Then I asked for some good whiskey. I felt like the next Meryl Streep. <\/p>\n

Then, JWo started screaming, STOP IT STOP IT!<\/p>\n

Hm! A chink in the armor! I shall stow this information away and return to it again, when it will be mooooost useful. MOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA! <\/p>\n

Oh, you probably were wondering what the first item on the Stop Bugging The Crap Out Of Me list was. Well, I also channel a ferocious, wily gopher. It’s quite a look for me, and I expect when I’m senile & calling myself Paddy O’ Furniture in my golden years, rambling about the Potato Famine and the rolling green hills, I’ll still utilize this face to scare the young ‘uns & get ’em off my lawn. This one REALLY scares James, and in fact, it scares Kristin, too. I don’t bring this face out for many folks, just the ones closest to me…. So consider yourself LUCKY:<\/p>\n

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