{"id":664,"date":"2006-01-20T22:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-21T03:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=664"},"modified":"2006-01-20T22:56:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-21T03:56:00","slug":"apparently-i-dance-like-a-wealthy-lesbian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=664","title":{"rendered":"Apparently I Dance Like A Wealthy Lesbian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of my great sources of entertainment is to go through all the available ring tones for my phone on the T-Mobile website &#038; torture James with the threat of them. (&#8220;Lonely? I&#8217;m Mister Lonely&#8221; in a chipmunk vibrato, courtesy of Akon.) Some of them, he does like, and some that he likes, I hate. I like having a fun ringtone, mostly because the ones that came with my phone are crap, and besides, JWo calls me every day when he&#8217;s headed home, so I need something GOOD, and preferably non-torturous for the people who sit nearby.<\/p>\n<p>Some ringtones make us both cackle, and it&#8217;s incredibly cheap fun. After all, I buy a new ringtone like, uh, four times a year.  My delight is in finding some of the classic songs that not only make me happy but are a completely geeky throwback. For instance, tonight? I happened upon &#8220;Caribbean Queen&#8221;, by Billy Ocean, and I did a very involved, seated, chair dance to it. And that&#8217;s when JWo said I danced like Ellen.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll take it. I&#8217;m not taking on Madonna for Dance Dance Gyratelution in a leotard: I don&#8217;t need to. But I did download &#8220;Dance Dance&#8221; by Fall Out Boy, so I can feel the frenetic love &#038; excitement every day when school&#8217;s out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my great sources of entertainment is to go through all the available ring tones for my phone on the T-Mobile website &#038; torture James with the threat of them. (&#8220;Lonely? I&#8217;m Mister Lonely&#8221; in a chipmunk vibrato, courtesy of Akon.) Some of them, he does like, and some that he likes, I hate. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=664"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}