{"id":666,"date":"2006-01-23T10:53:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-23T15:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=666"},"modified":"2006-01-23T10:53:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-23T15:53:00","slug":"angry-eyes-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=666","title":{"rendered":"Angry Eyes: ON!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sales Rep calls. &#8220;Hello. BLAH BLAH BLAH Would you like to also buy an Olympic package?&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OK. Well, I can&#8217;t believe I did this, but I can&#8217;t find the rates I submitted to you for this last buy? Would you find them &#038; fax them back to me so I can input your order you sent?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>-Hair begins to stand on end.-<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I mean, I can&#8217;t believe I gave you Fear Factor at that rate.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is it going to clear?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know, I haven&#8217;t input it yet. I just can&#8217;t find the rates I sent you. So could you send them back to me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Let me get this straight: you can&#8217;t find your rates, so I need to look for them, so you can CHECK MY WORK? And you don&#8217;t even know yet if it will CLEAR?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well&#8230;.I mean, I just don&#8217;t know about the rate on that Fear Factor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Listen. If the spot clears, it clears. If it kicks out, then I&#8217;ll move the money to another station. How&#8217;s that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because looking for your rates &#038; sending them back to you so you can see if my rates are going to work before you even enter the order is not going to be a top priority for me today.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Big pause.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah. Nevermind doing that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>HARRUMPH! I am NOT one of those old-school bitchy buyers. I am laid-back, friendly, and generally speaking, not a hard-ass when it comes to working with reps. And if you&#8217;re not in this business, the above conversation might sound harsh &#8211; but seriously, don&#8217;t call me until you&#8217;ve input the order &#038; things are getting kicked back out. Call with solutions. You make commission &#8211; I don&#8217;t!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had my angry eyes at the ready all weekend &#038; apparently, they&#8217;re locked in and loaded for bear. As JWo said this morning, &#8220;You need to go eat something so your angry eyes come off.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>HARRUMPH! I need a cheeseburger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sales Rep calls. &#8220;Hello. BLAH BLAH BLAH Would you like to also buy an Olympic package?&#8221; &#8220;No.&#8221; &#8220;OK. Well, I can&#8217;t believe I did this, but I can&#8217;t find the rates I submitted to you for this last buy? Would you find them &#038; fax them back to me so I can input your order [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}