{"id":678,"date":"2006-02-04T11:55:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-04T16:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=678"},"modified":"2006-02-04T11:55:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-04T16:55:00","slug":"cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=678","title":{"rendered":"Cake!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For once, I&#8217;m not talking about the band.<br \/>Right now, I can smell cake baking&#8230;. and this is one helluva cake, if I dare say so without seeming too preening or apt to pull a muscle as I pat myself on the back.<\/p>\n<p>My friend Shelley&#8217;s wedding shower is today, and I said I&#8217;d bring the cake. And for once, not CostCo cake. I wanted to make a cake. I don&#8217;t bake desserts a whole lot, but I&#8217;m pretty good at all adventures in the kitchen, and committing to the time &#038; creation of this cake was important to me.  Now, one of the helpers in this shower immediately asked me to please make the cake co-ordinate with the invitations, OR the cups, plates &#038; napkins. Um, let&#8217;s see, NO. I&#8217;m just not that girly-girl or matchy, I guess, nor do I take direction well. Besides, I already had a vision of the cake, and when I get my visions, people just better get out of the way.<\/p>\n<p>Shelley loves strawberries, so it&#8217;s a white cake with strawberry jello added in, PLUS, pecans, coconut &#038; mashed strawberries. Frosting will be cream cheese, and the cake will be topped with white edible glitter &#038; a layer of fresh sliced strawberries. Oh, and I doubled the recipe (and took some liberties with it) and am baking it in two enormous 10-inch silicone cake pans, and will cut the cakes in half, so it&#8217;s four layers. <\/p>\n<p>LOOK OUT, I have a vision. I will take pictures. You will fall down at your computer monitor and I&#8217;m warning the glucose-intolerant, you will feel the sugar.<\/p>\n<p>And, last but not least, as most things are with me, there&#8217;s meaning within the cake. The subtle joke is that Shelley used to buy Jell-o in the deli in our building when we both worked together, and it was topped with whipped cream, and she&#8217;d always talk about how she wanted some pecans on her jell-o, because that&#8217;s how they always ate their Jello in Texas, which always made me shriek, because we have many uses for Jell-o in the midwest, most of which involve floating items and molds, but putting nuts on on Jell-O is just plain wrong. I apologize for my inconsistent capitalizations in the word &#8220;Jell-O&#8221; as well. Anyway, she liked nuts on top for the crunch, and finding a recipe that uses (jello) and pecans seemed absolutely perfect to me. I know she&#8217;ll find it funny, and if the batter is any indication, the cake is going to rock. JUST LIKE THE BAND.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For once, I&#8217;m not talking about the band.Right now, I can smell cake baking&#8230;. and this is one helluva cake, if I dare say so without seeming too preening or apt to pull a muscle as I pat myself on the back. My friend Shelley&#8217;s wedding shower is today, and I said I&#8217;d bring the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=678"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1629,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/678\/revisions\/1629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}