{"id":679,"date":"2006-02-04T13:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-04T18:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=679"},"modified":"2006-02-04T13:42:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-04T18:42:00","slug":"debacle-city","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=679","title":{"rendered":"Debacle City!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good GRIEF!<\/p>\n<p>One of the cakes fell. So now it&#8217;s three layers, I whacked the top part of the fallen cake off &#8211; it will be good with some leftover frosting.<\/p>\n<p>WHICH brings me to the debacle &#8211; oh, yes! You thought the cake falling was it? <\/p>\n<p>I keep all our baking goods in rubbermaid containers. Some are the same size. This may seem superfluous, but there&#8217;s a reason I share this information.  I started out making a double batch of cream cheese frosting. I had half the powdered sugar added, and was dumbfounded by the recipe. It was balling up, the kitchen-aid mixer was straining (though fleetingly I thought, maybe it will burn up &#038; I can finally get a newer bigger one!) &#8211; and then I tasted it, yep, needs more sugar. What is the DEAL????<\/p>\n<p>Oh, golly, maybe because I wasn&#8217;t using powdered sugar? Nope. Fucking cornstarch. FUCKETY FUCK FUCK FUCK. There went four packages of cream cheese &#038; two sticks of butter, into the trash. (plus two cups of cornstarch but that shit can burn in hell right now.) <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a little peeved&#8230;however, I have tasted the cake &#038; the new, fresh, correctly-made frosting, and it is awesome. Good thing we shop at Costco &#038; I have everything in BULK.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good GRIEF! One of the cakes fell. So now it&#8217;s three layers, I whacked the top part of the fallen cake off &#8211; it will be good with some leftover frosting. WHICH brings me to the debacle &#8211; oh, yes! You thought the cake falling was it? I keep all our baking goods in rubbermaid [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=679"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}