{"id":682,"date":"2006-02-06T10:24:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-06T15:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=682"},"modified":"2006-02-06T10:24:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-06T15:24:00","slug":"winners-losers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=682","title":{"rendered":"Winners &amp; Losers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I was rooting for the Seahawks, probably because they were the underdog, and also because I thought they&#8217;d beaten Denver. In the end, it was probably a similar experience for me, had the Chiefs gone to the Super Bowl &#8211; we&#8217;re used to a level of exhilaration followed by disappointment&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So, that brings me to the two things I really focused on &#8211; the ads! and then a mini rant about the halftime show. Good grief. Let&#8217;s start with the halftime show. I felt like I should have been drinking shots of Geritol. PLEASE. Bring back the Bud Bowl! Bring back Janet&#8217;s booby! Bring back &#8211; can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m saying it &#8211; Britney Spears! Something, anything, inject some life into the production. I saw Keith Richards and that other dude &#038; it was like Skeletor 1 &#038; 2, rythym section. I was praying Mr. Jagger wouldn&#8217;t keep stripping. And, while we&#8217;re at it, how about the dorky banter all game about how all-American everything was? Uh, that&#8217;s great &#038; all? But last time I checked, the Rolling Stones are from ENGLAND.<\/p>\n<p>Now, on to the ads. I&#8217;m not referencing any of the trades (haven&#8217;t read &#8217;em yet!) and I&#8217;m going straight off memory. Because you can spend $2.5 million to run an ad (not including production, mind you!) and if nobody remembers it, well, put a check under &#8220;oops&#8221; and think about spending it somewhere else next year?<\/p>\n<p>1. Streaking Sheep by Budweiser. Hilarious. Loved it. Favorite of the game.<br \/>2. FedEx caveman &#8211; disturbing makeup, but funny. Captured CaveMan Management perfectly: &#8220;Not my problem&#8221;.<br \/>3. Michelob &#8211; touch football &#8211; ever since Terry Tate, I enjoy watching people get tackled with a vengeance.<br \/>4. Budweiser &#8211; baby Clydesdale pulling the cart? Absolutely adorable.<br \/>5. Budweiser&#8217;s Magic Fridge &#8211; moderately funny, but I&#8217;m not the target for that one. Clever concept.<br \/>6. Whopperettes &#8211; utterly bizarre &#038; yet, memorable.<\/p>\n<p>Now, the Ameriquest ads were interesting &#8211; even a little racy (Airplane spot), but I barely remembered the company &#038; still have no idea what their point was.  And then there was another spot that spent the first 20 seconds on a fake product, to finish with their own, and to me, that&#8217;s the stupidest thing you can do in a commercial &#8211; get me to follow along and watch something that you have to switch my attention from, tell me about something new &#038; now sell me on the new thing, all in 30 seconds. I can&#8217;t even remember either product now, real or fake. <\/p>\n<p>The big payoff: Gray&#8217;s Anatomy. And I&#8217;m so pissed it&#8217;s a two-parter.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> Bekah pointed out one I forgot, but was completely moved by: Dove&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/etsy.com\/shop.php?user_id=1916&#038;sort=recent&#038;page_id=1\">Campaign for Real Beauty<\/a> &#8211; it really was excellent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I was rooting for the Seahawks, probably because they were the underdog, and also because I thought they&#8217;d beaten Denver. 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