{"id":711,"date":"2006-03-03T09:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-03T14:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=711"},"modified":"2006-03-03T09:50:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-03T14:50:00","slug":"i-is-for-idiot-but-s-is-for-sweetie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=711","title":{"rendered":"&quot;I&quot; is for &quot;Idiot&quot; but &quot;S&quot; is for &quot;Sweetie&quot;!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, yesterday, I ended my day once again in a hurried rush to get out of the office &#038; my mind was elsewhere, thinking about work things &amp; the fact I was going to eat my fingers one by one if I didn&#8217;t get a snack shortly, and so I put my travel coffee mug in my large tote. Thinking, &#8220;It&#8217;s empty, and it will stay upright anyway.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah. Uh-huh! Let&#8217;s try NOT empty, and not only that, it proceeded to pour coffee directly into my Palm Pilot case. Which is made of nylon, and trapped the coffee &#038; gave my Palm a nice, caffeinated soak. All it does now is CLICK CLICK CLICK, plays a little start-up tune and shines a blank window. That&#8217;s exceptionally handy for storing appointments, don&#8217;t you think?  Yeah, and I&#8217;ve tried hard-reset &#038; plugging it in and all sorts of things. Basically, the lesson here is the Palm is not water-proof, and I&#8217;m glad I didn&#8217;t buy anything above the basic model.<\/p>\n<p>So, I was delighted to walk out to my car this morning &#038; see a Lamar&#8217;s donut bag on my windshield! DUDE! The Sweetie got donuts this morning &amp; left me one as a surprise! Not just any ordinary donut, either. LAMAR&#8217;S, people. And it was a chocolate twist with German Chocolate icing!  No wonder he wanted to make me a go-cup of coffee! Again! Hey, what was left to ruin in my purse? I&#8217;m going to wrangle a new cell phone today anyway, let&#8217;s pour some coffee on that&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, yesterday, I ended my day once again in a hurried rush to get out of the office &#038; my mind was elsewhere, thinking about work things &amp; the fact I was going to eat my fingers one by one if I didn&#8217;t get a snack shortly, and so I put my travel coffee mug [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}